[The pair are confronted by an entire wall painted with a Union Flag, across the flag is the slogan - 
     ‘THERE IS IS NO BLACK IN THE UNION JACK’]

     Tony: Well, that statement settles it. [moves to the wall] The only people that should be living in this country are - [points to white] white people, [points to red] white people with sunburn, [points to blue] and the smurfs.
     Jackie: Nigeria - no black in that national flag.
     Tony: So all the black people would have to go.
     Jackie: We could stick them into Germany of course.
     Tony: Ah, no white in that flag, of course, so all the white people would have to get out.
     Jackie: Exactly. But, of course, going by national flags - your perfect multicultural society would be red, white, black, yellow, green - Zimbabwe.
     Tony: Ah, this system could work.